even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle

(Source: wordlesslanguage)

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quasi-normalcy:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to enroll in a Classics course and deliberately and consistently mispronounce “Penelope” as “Peen-a-loap.”

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Chris Evans + cursing

(Source: scottsmmers)

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autisticallythor:

officialnatasharomanoff:

officialnatasharomanoff:

taking off shirts while wearing hearing aids is so stressful because one small move could knock them out of place, and then BAM welcome to search and rescue: deaf and naked edition

#fucking clint at some point probably (x)

Aye, that was an embarrassing day at the Tower indeed.

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carryonto221bmywaywardhomestuck:

kittenesque:

inothernews:

Lightning struck a tree just behind the rafters at a high school football game in Florida.  Then, as Deadspin writes, "The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."
"The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."
"THE BAND PLAYS ON."

MARCHING BAND DON’T FUCK AROUND

AFTER HOW MUCH THE BAND PRACTICES…
OF COURSE THEY PLAY ON.
SATAN COULD REACH HIS FIERY HAND THROUGH THE RAFTERS
AND THE BAND PLAYS ON

carryonto221bmywaywardhomestuck:

kittenesque:

inothernews:

Lightning struck a tree just behind the rafters at a high school football game in Florida.  Then, as Deadspin writes, "The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."

"The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."

"THE BAND PLAYS ON."

MARCHING BAND DON’T FUCK AROUND

AFTER HOW MUCH THE BAND PRACTICES…

OF COURSE THEY PLAY ON.

SATAN COULD REACH HIS FIERY HAND THROUGH THE RAFTERS

AND THE BAND PLAYS ON

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spoopious:

it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg

(Source: fromup0npoppyhill)

623,698 notes

fibug:

don’t ever give me games with customization options that you can’t change later because i will never make up my fucking mind

23,412 notes

Chris Evans and Georges St-Pierre rehearse for their fight scene aboard the Lemurian Star.

(Source: durance)

7,879 notes

torisora:

i-i dont know im sorry

i just

thought these dorks could be good friends ////;

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